Corrupt A wish!

[Duster]

Granted but he can't enter the pokemon league again.
I WANT MY DIGITAL COOKIE

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but it contains a virus.
I wish to shapeshift whenever I want while still remembering my true self.

 

[ErixSan]

Granted, but Mario will become a girl?

 

[Link-182]

Alright with me.
Also, FREE WISH!
I wish I was the Fullmetal Alchemist.

 

[Shin]

Granted but you die within 2 days because it's too much for you to handle.
I wish for pop songs to be less ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) innuendos and more meaningful

 

[ErixSan]

Granted, but every song will feat Justin Bieber or Pitbull

 

[AWESOMEGAMER]

^no wish
I wish i really could own every single last Pokemon

 

[Link-182]

Granted but they screw everything up.
I wish everything I drew became real and fully-functional.

 

[jasjas]

Granted, but they all are out to kill you.

I wish I could get Zootopia plushies XD

 

[AWESOMEGAMER]

OMG so cute
Granted
Now you have to get a giant stuff plushies, to watch over the little plushies Because when you are not they get sad

I wish i could play my ipad games,The Sims 4, my wii, wii u, and my 3ds games at the same time so i can divide up some of the fun, and get more achievements done, and then watch movies

 

[Gary Johnson]

Granted but you won't have fun, get more achievements done or watch movies.
I wish my voice would sound less cancerous.

 

[Barmont]

Granted, but you can't sing

I wish days had 72h, and I could sleep 22h per day

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but time goes by 60x faster now.
I wish I had better control over my temper.

 

[Barmont]

Granted, but everybody bullies you

I wish I had infinite Ice Cream

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but it's flavourless

I wish I had a talking pet potatoe :3

 

[Link-182]

Granted, but it eats you like Soviet Russia (anyone remember that meme?).
I wish I was Tesla.

 

[oshul]

granted but you had to wait so long for it to come true
I wish I was un banned from sb

 

[Skyshaymin]

Granted but you get banned again the next day.

I wish Sun and Moon was out already

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted but the entire game is just a black dot on a white screen and it costs 200$.

I wish that I would have a Wii U so I can burn it when the Switch comes out as a simbol for the end of the Wii U and a start of a new consoles life.

 

[Gary Johnson]

Granted but you'll be arrested.

I wish people stop hating on Trump.