Unlikely Survival

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  • #381
Ima hit them with some EGG-cellant jokes.
Work my way down from their heads to their YOLKS.
FRESH bars, they know that I spit them,
Hard on the outside, but they're just CHICKENS!
They'd better stay SUNNY-SIDE UP
Before I break them in a measuring cup!
Bowl bound,
I'll whisk them around.
...Lucky for them, this was only my FRY-up.
 
  • #382
Ima hit them with some EGG-cellant jokes.
Work my way down from their heads to their YOLKS.
FRESH bars, they know that I spit them,
Hard on the outside, but they're just CHICKENS!
They'd better stay SUNNY-SIDE UP
Before I break them in a measuring cup!
Bowl bound,
I'll whisk them around.
...Lucky for them, this was only my FRY-up.
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No... No.... No
 
  • #383
Ima hit them with some EGG-cellant jokes.
Work my way down from their heads to their YOLKS.
FRESH bars, they know that I spit them,
Hard on the outside, but they're just CHICKENS!
They'd better stay SUNNY-SIDE UP
Before I break them in a measuring cup!
Bowl bound,
I'll whisk them around.
...Lucky for them, this was only my FRY-up.
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Very punny. (Get it? Get it? :D)
 
  • #384
*Chirp Chirp* *CHOMP* (Excuse me, I believ your cricket just got eaten by a T-Rex. How unfortunate.)
 
  • #385
xD Whatever shall I do to indicate awkward silence now?
 
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  • #386
Use my cricket.
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  • #387
*Steps on Bob's cricket.* Focus people.
 
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  • #388
xD Whatever shall I do to indicate awkward silence now?
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Train a T-Rex to look really awkward when it's quiet? There's got to be thousands of them around now, so... :p
 
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  • #389
Train a T-Rex to look really awkward when it's quiet? There's got to be thousands of them around now, so... :p
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Thousands? I have millions. I've been breeding them like rabbits.
 
  • #390
Thousands? I have millions. I've been breeding them like rabbits.
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But...but they were born just two days ago? The day after Easter? They're supposed to be tiny right now. (What did you do to them?!)
 
  • #391
*flies to the moon on the back of a pterodactyl (I'm very light so I think that's allowed)*

*starts a nuclear war between the U.S. and Russia, causing the Earth to be destroyed three times*

What killed the dinosaurs? The Cold Age!

(Get it? Like Ice age...but like, Cold War...heh...)

*even more awkward silence because there are no crickets*
 
  • #392
*flies to the moon on the back of a pterodactyl (I'm very light so I think that's allowed)*

*starts a nuclear war between the U.S. and Russia, causing the Earth to be destroyed three times*

What killed the dinosaurs? The Cold Age!

(Get it? Like Ice age...but like, Cold War...heh...)

*even more awkward silence because there are no crickets*
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Where did you get a pterodactyl? We only have T-Rexes here (I looked up the plural). :p
 
  • #393
New topic?
 
  • #394
Sure!

How to survive...your finals!
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Why such a horrific realistic challenge? Because as of now, it's my life! Yaaaay! *cries in a corner* *Ahem* Good thing you're prepared better than I am. Instead of just going to school (boring) and making your homework (boring) you get to pick one video game character to help you! The catch; it's the same character for every test. Pick a Maths genius and your English finals are looking shabby, pick a crossword wonder and your teacher might not be able to decipher your answers! Choose wisely, young Padawan.
 
  • #395
I choose Luke Skywalker because he can use the force to get the answers.
 
  • #396
I choose Luke Skywalker because he can use the force to get the answers.
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That only works if your teachers is in the room and he/she is weak minded. Otherwise the Force won't affect them.
 
  • #397
That only works if your teachers is in the room and he/she is weak minded. Otherwise the Force won't affect them.
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Teachers in my area are weak minded and have to be in the room during exams.
 
  • #398
Teachers in my area are weak minded and have to be in the room during exams.
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Here we always have a teacher from a different subject sitting with us and they are stubborn as heck. But lucky you, the Force would solve all your problems! :D
 
  • #399
Let's pick an all around genius...
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Done.
 
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