Coldstream Correctional Facility

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  • #341
"Vahn...shut up," Ayros laughed to himself as he looked for where the voice had come from.
 
  • #343
(I'm so lazy :p)

"Hey! I know you two can hear me. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for my incredibly stupid tough guy idea...thought that might work..." Vahn said while slouching on the wall of his cell.
 
  • #344
"It seems to have gotten to the point where the constantly-drunk girl is the most well-equipped to handle these situations," Ayros laughed, finally identifying the source of the sound. It was an air duct, and 20 bucks said he could fit through.
 
  • #345
(Sorry, I'm sick so I haven't been as active recently)

"You know you're all a bunch of idiots when the drunk girl is the only one with COMMON SENSE!!! WHY THE <censored> WOULD YOU POINT A GUN AT THE HEAD OF THE SCHOOL!?!? EVEN IF YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT, WE'D STILL HE DEAD!!"
 
  • #346
"Hey! I felt powerful and angry and I just couldn't pass up the chance! And the nerve of that jerk for trying to unload all this crap on us like this!" I yelled back. "Now, if we're all done yelling, how about we try to find a way out of here?"
 
  • #347
I switched to first person midway through the story and tried to climb through the airvent. I shimmied around, crawling on my arms and knees, and tried to figure out where Lara's voice was coming from, but I couldn't due to the echo. So I simply went off to try to find her by chance.
 
  • #348
Vahn sat against the wall, then heard a tap against the vent. "The hell is that?"
 
  • #349
"Hey Vahn," Ayros said, poking his head through the vent.
 
  • #350
"Oh, hey." Vahn said while Ayros claimed into his cell. "Lets try to find Lara's cell."
 
  • #351
"Ive been trying," Ayros shrugged. "Hopefully it won't take too long to find."
 
  • #352
"No need." Lara said, as she shoved Ayros out of the way and entered the cell. "So, now that we're all united...what now?"
 
  • #353
"Not sure," Ayros said. "Normally I'd mess with the guards, but there don't seem to be any."
 
  • #354
"Considering none of us have weapons, I dunno how to get out then." So they rotted in jail forever. The end.

Jk. But seriously, Lara couldn't figure anything out
 
  • #355
"Don't steal my line," Ayros whined, breaking the fourth wall. "Alright, well, I'll explore the air ducts then. See if I can work anything out."
 
  • #356
Vahn lifted Ayros into the air duct. "Good luck, dude!" Vahn shouted as Ayros climbed deeper into the air ducts.
 
  • #357
"Thanks," Ayros said. And about a second later, Vahn and Lara could hear, "Whoa, that's a fan!"
 
  • #358
Ayros jumped down from the air ducts. "Ok, obviously these bastards thought of everything. Now that the air ducts are out, anyone got any ideas?"
 
  • #359
"Actually, while we're still breaking the forth wall...." Lara jumped out of the scene, ran up to Toxic, who was sitting on his bed half naked. Lara grabbed a nearby crowbar (a perfect replica of a crowbar from half life), and smashed it over his head. Toxic passed out, and Lara grabbed his iPad, and changed the script so that the bars of the cell simply ceased to exist, before returning back to the cell with an amazed Ayros and Vahn
 
  • #360
"That works too!" The group stepped out of the cell and started to plan their next step. "So, what now?"
 
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