Corrupt A wish!

[Derplink_:3]

Granted, but now the world is infested with PIKMINS.
I wish I could do a barrel role.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but only if you wear a barrel (and only a barrel)

I wish the newspaper would be this interesting more often

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but sadly all paper was burned in order to survive a post apocalyptic world.
I wish I was a blue cheesy cat with a fish sidekick.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but you're hungry so your sidekicks won't last too long. After you brutally murder and eat him you will be loaded with the horrible guilt of being the monster who ate his friend.

I wish my cat was 10x it's size but with the same personality

 

[4362]

But it would accidentlly step on you and kill you ):

I wish I could get 8 Cat Emoticons in front of my name for free

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but you've been banned.
I wish my name was Fabio.

 

[2179]

Granted but you lost you existence in the world
I wish i can online more often

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but the internet is now down
I wish to be a robot like in FNAF.

 

[crater00]

Granted, but your joints lock up and you can't teleport, so you watch as the other FNAF robots play in their little robot games.

I wish for the ability to shoot fireballs from my fist.

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but u accidentally burned yourself
I wish I could do a double jump in real life.

 

[2179]

Granted but you leg broke when you do it

I wish my internet are highe speeeeed

 

[Derplink_:3]

granted but someone hacked the internet and made it as slow AS HECK.
I wish I had 26 twin look alikes.

 

[2179]

Granted but no one can see'em exept you


I wish im an esper

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but u self-destructed.
I wish I was an action figure.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but your an Elsa action figure, doomed to sing Let it go until the end of (your) time.

I wish Windows 10 would not be as bad as it is now (because I need a new laptop but this beauty is still running on 7)

 

[Ruby]

Granted, but Windows 11 comes out and it's so much better.
I wish to be able to make games better than anyone else in the world.

 

[2179]

Granted but no one play them

I wish i have happy life

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but u turned emotional and sad cause Majors moon is about to crash anytime soon.
I wish I understood how hashtag works.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but now half the planet loathes you

I wish I could play games in order to finish my homework

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but a your games got vaporized by some sort of energy beam.
I wish It wasn't winter.