Corrupt A wish!

[PigMayor]

Granted but Elsa made it forever winter now. (That's right, I made a Frozen reference)
I wish I had cheese

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but your lactose and tolerate.
I wish Frozen never existed.

 

[PigMayor]

Granted but now it was cancelled and you wished 23 of 10 you could go see it (hope that's not too confusing)
I wish I was not lactose and tolerate so I could have previously mentioned cheese.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but now you are cheese and if you eat cheese you're a horrible cannibal

Happy New Year! May 2015 be the best year yet!

 

[PigMayor]

Granted but you cannot exist in it, and skip ahead to 2016, missing key events in your life.
I wish I was in the Toad Brigade. Oh wait- I'm their Captain! so cheese, I will just spectate this thread from now on.

 

[4362]

But you´ll get banned by Marc himself because you are inactive

I wish I could turn into a cat and back into a Human everytime I want and have 9 Lives in Catform

 

[PigMayor]

That wasn't a wish though... I've hit wisher's block. I'm a specatator now

 

[2179]

Granted but 9 lives isnt enough cuz u die every 3 minutes.

I wish im daring enough to talk english instead of writing allll the time

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but your stranded in Japan and no one knows English.
I wish I have a jetpack.

 

[2179]

Granted but it explode the moment you use it


I wish i can see u guys real face

 

[4362]

Granted but we all would be so ugly that you die

I wish Pikachu would get it´s ketchup back

 

[2179]

Granted but it expired


I wish im rich

 

[PigMayor]

Granted but you are a banana and you are rich in potassium
I will just be granting wishes from now on(don't corrupt this)

 

[2179]

Okay okay but no one wish any thing from now on lol

 

[4362]

I wish Ketchup would be an Instrument

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but it sounds terrible and will only be used in Nicky Minaj (or whatever her name is) videos.

I wish ketchup was non-existent

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but windows couldn't find any files with that name.
I wish I weren't so Derpy.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted now you're even derpier

I wish I could instantly get 5 games from my wishlist

 

[Derplink_:3]

Granted but your wishlist doesn't exist anymore.
I wish Life is in HD.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but your processor isn't good enough so you have to switch to a lower quality

I wish I would get new glasses already