Corrupt A wish!

[24460]

Granted, but you have nothing to do with it
I wish I was good at competitive Pokemon

 

[Duster]

Granted but you can't win
I wish I was smash contestant #65708

 

[8150]

Granted but you can't win
I wish I was smash contestant #65708

Granted. But you still suck at smash.
I wish I had a splatoon

 

[2071]

granted but Mika kept splatting you that you never want to play the game again xD
I wish people wouldn't hate

 

[Duster]

Granted but you can't play online and you have a superrrr short single player mode
I wish... I had 10 big cookies

 

[8150]

granted but Mika kept splatting you that you never want to play the game again xD
I wish people wouldn't hate

Sans already kills me so often in smash that I don't want to play, that's horrible! ;-;

@Sora- You get 10 cookies, but they have iron nails inside them
@Eridan- People don't hate, but they love each other waaaaay too much

 

[PersonSP]

Hm, no wishes to corrupt? Neat, free wish!

I wish I owned the sun.

 

[Zukrad]

(at least I can show empathy )
granted but you're stuck in an imaginary world
I wish I can have more free time.

Granted... you are dead now

I wish I could win the raffle of Rhythtm Thief!!

 

[8150]

Dammit I forgot to put a wish there!

Granted, but the game has a virus and destroys your system

I wish shoutbox was less toxic, pun intended

 

[2071]

I wish shoutbox was less toxic, pun intended

I don't even want to corrupt that wish ;-;
I wish ninja'ing people wasn't a thing

 

[PersonSP]

No one grants my wish

 

[Bobcam7!]

Toxic did.

 

[PersonSP]

Toxic did.

Nope, I wished I owned the sun. Does that sound like a game to you? (Pun intended )

 

[8150]

Zukrad did, he said you're dead now

Oh and to grant Eridan's wish, granted, but now people recite bad poetry about ninja's instead

 

[24460]

@ToxicWolf1132 You did it again! Haha!
I wish I could get emancipated from my parents

 

[Starmanfan]

granted but... YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD

I wish for the nuzlocke challenge to be an actual feature in Sun/moon

 

[8150]

DAMMIT!!

It's a feature....but now it's the only way to play.

I wish I could remember to add wishes to my posts here ;-;

 

[24460]

Granted, but you forget to corrupt other people's wishes
I wish for somewhere to run

 

[8150]

Granted, but you lose the ability to run
I wish the end of the school year was tomorrow

 

[24460]

Granted but you end up in Summer School
I wish to be a awesome