Corrupt A wish!

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but America's new president will be changed to Hillary Clinton

I wish an official Parappa the rapper 3 was announced by playstation.

 

[24460]

Granted, but people will endlessly bug you trying to irrupt it.
I wish I could reasonably blame everything that goes wrong in my life on someone else

 

[Skyshaymin]

(I deleted my post since it came after but I'll continue this anyway)
Granted but now tons of stuff goes wrong in your life.

I wish I had powers \o/

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but your powers will be a threat to everyone you love
I wish I can go back to my old school

 

[Zukrad]

Granted but your powers will be a threat to everyone you love
I wish I can go back to my old school

Granted, but is completely empty and you are trapped in it, for ever

I wish I could have more time to play videogames and watch anime

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted, but after a week you are banned from those things and are only allowed to read instead.

I wish weekends were longer.

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted, but after a week you are banned from those things and are only allowed to read instead.

I wish weekends were longer.

Granted, but then school made you have to do work on the weekends.

I wish my glasses where always clean >.>

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you can never find them

I wish we had a better presidential election campaign.

 

[oshul]

granted but @Donald Trump bombs the usa for not winning

I wish I could be a flying type

 

[24460]

Granted, but Oshawott no longer exists.
I wish I had a shorter school day.

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but you have school on weekends.

I wish I had a female Salandit, so I could take over the world.

 

[Skyshaymin]

Granted but it uses its mind control stuff on you too.

I wish I could fly safely

 

[AWESOMEGAMER]

Granted now you can land safely, on ground and water

I wish i had not wasted a whole season of Darts of wasted my time just to find out what the Egytiion God card did Just of Wevel and Rex could steal something again. I am still not over Exodia . And here comes Bakura, just to tell me there is a millennium tablet where is the millennial scale. I had about enough of Seto

 

[oshul]

Granted but I'm to lazy to make a reply for that >.>

I wish my nose was like this

 

[24460]

Granted but... ... ... I don't even know how to respond to that.
I wish I could stalk my crush online easier

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you move to another country never seeing your crush again.

I wish sombra can be out along with the other new overwatch stuff

 

[Gary Johnson]

Wat's a Sombra
Granted but Overwatch server close after that
I wish that the next person that replies under me can't corrupt my wish.

 

[Skyshaymin]

Granted. I won't corrupt it but I'll merely point out that you didn't really get anything from that wish.

I wish I could have no homework

 

[2071]

Granted. You get projects everyday now.

I wish I knew what a dragon was.

 

[oshul]

Granted. But a dragon then burns your house down and bites your head off (its a toilet cleaner)

I wish the person below gave me 10 berrys