Corrupt A wish!

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but the berries are poisonous

I wish I had sticky tape.

 

[oshul]

granted but the sticky tape sticks to your hands and you can't get them off.

I wish I was taller

 

[Gary Johnson]

Granted but you're banned
I wish the person that is below me is banned and I can't.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but the police puts you in jail for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
years.

I wish Nintendo can make a new Tomodachi life

 

[Gary Johnson]

I thought you were banned
Granted but it has less features than Miitomo
I wish for Gary Johnson for president

 

[SmashChamp]

I thought you were banned
Granted but it has less features than Miitomo
I wish for Gary Johnson for president

Granted, but he bombs the United States and destroys it.

I wish I could be super lazy for a few days.

 

[Artisan]

Granted but you fell asleep for 1.5 days, have to find out why you've lost all you possessions to a freak weather condition for 1 day, and you are in a glass box with air holes for the rest of your life afterwards until you pop (or the other way around).

I wish for world peace.

 

[oshul]

granted but the moon explodes
I wish I had a iron bru

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but bru is a souldevouring monster. :3

I wish I was Batman

 

[18]

Granted but you're the Ben Affleck Batman whom no one likes, not the Christian Bale one with the incredible growls.

I wish I had fruit.

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but all of it is just your imagination, which makes people think you are crazy and in a year you get stuck in a psychiatric hospital.

I wish I could have a Nintendo Switch Pro controller, just so I know the feeling of having it in my hands.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but you're the Ben Affleck Batman whom no one likes, not the Christian Bale one with the incredible growls.

I wish I had fruit.

(Everything is better than being the George Clooney one. Did you ever watch the pun and Batnipple fest that is Batman and Robin?)

Granted, but all of it is just your imagination, which makes people think you are crazy and in a year you get stuck in a psychiatric hospital.

I wish I could have a Nintendo Switch Pro controller, just so I know the feeling of having it in my hands.

Granted, it's glued to your hands now. Permanently.

I wish I was a billionaire in euros (NOT Zimbabwe dollars, that joke is older than I am)

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but Robert Mugabe sues you all your money for dissing on Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish this site was accessable at school

 

[Mizunil]

Granted but Robert Mugabe sues you all your money for dissing on Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish this site was accessable at school

Granted but, your internet at school never works

I wish I could get Pkmn Sun & Moon early

 

[24460]

Granted but, your internet at school never works

I wish I could get Pkmn Sun & Moon early

Granted, but it's a terrible game.
I wish I had friends...

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but their imaginary

I wish movies of books were actually as good as the books themselves

 

[24460]

Granted but their imaginary

I wish movies of books were actually as good as the books themselves

Better imaginary then non-existent.
Granted, but the books are also crap.
I wish I could freeze time at will.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but whenever you freeze time you age quicker leaving terrible side effects

I wish the my 3DS SD card works

 

[Mizunil]

Granted but your 3ds breaks

I wish i had telekineses

 

[24460]

Granted, but you get life-threatening migraines for using it.
I wish people weren't so content with being stupid.