Corrupt A wish!

[Eric Cartman]

Granted then life wouldn't be fun no more

I wish splatoon had splatfests still

 

[24460]

Granted, but they're crappy and thoughtless.
I wish I wasn't the reason "we can't have nice things"

 

[Gary Johnson]

Granted now you're the reason why we have bad things.
I wish Pokemon is actually hard now.

 

[24460]

Granted now you're the reason why we have bad things.
I wish Pokemon is actually hard now.

Granted, but it isn't fun anymore.
I wish I had an easier time tolerating people's differences

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but people will think you're just faking it

I wish it was Friday

 

[18]

Granted but Jason Voorhees is after you now.

I wish I was five years old.

 

[24460]

Granted, but now you hate being 5, and wish you were older.
I wish I could keep my room neat

 

[TerraKnight]

granted but the rest of earth is now a wasteland.

i wish for super mario galaxy 3 to exist and be better than the first two combined.

 

[24460]

Granted, but Undertale doesn't exist.
I wish I had more money to spend on YuGiOh cards

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but YuGiOh cards become rare causing them to be $200 per pack

I wish tomorrow was friday

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but now you hate Friday's

I wish I had better drawing skills ;-;

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you lost interest in drawing

I wish I can find the music for a shrek plug n play
(Don't judge me)

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but everyone judges you as the "weirdo"

I wish I could become a human cookie

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you will be eaten

I wish I knew why people like to dab

 

[SmashChamp]

Granted, but then you dab for the rest of your life.

I wish smash NX would be revealed and released.

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but you're not aloud to play it

I wish for 100+ more wishes

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but the wishes have some bad side to them, which wouldn't make you die, just really uncomfertable. The bigger the wish the more uncomfertable it is.

I wish I was in a yandere relationship, where my girlfriend wouldn't kill me.

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but instead she hates you and insults you a lot

I wish for some sushi

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but you have to eat it and it's made with poison.

I wish that I would have control over water.

 

[Aura Knight]

Granted, but now you drown anyone you are near.

I wish I could have a Keyblade.