Corrupt A wish!

[PersonSP]

Granted, you have no willpower at all now

I wish tomorrow's weather was beautiful

 

[Bobcam7!]

Granted but every other day is miserable.

I wish I could travel the world.

 

[Kitsune_Sakura64]

You can. Airplanes have been invented, so nothing's really stopping you... Wish already granted.

I wish I could hack everyone's signatures to be a kitty-cat neko doing the 'nyan nyan' dance.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but you get banned for hacking

I wish Guardians of the Galaxy 3 would come out this year

 

[Kitsune_Sakura64]

It does, but everyone's voice sounds like Jar Jar Binks.

I wish for a glass of raspberry lemonade with some breadsticks on the side.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you get food poisoning.

I wish I could have the switch.

 

[Tri-force64]

Granted, but it's broken and there are three triangles cut out in the middle, resembling a triforce

I wish pigs could fly

 

[Kitsune_Sakura64]

Granted, but it's exhausting for them, so they decide to never fly ever. They could, but they'd rather not. So they don't.

I wish I knew who the fairy in Tri-force64's signature is. ;w;

 

[Tri-force64]

Granted, it's Cirno from Touhou
but she is the one who will take you life in 9 days

I wish I was friends with a talking burrito

 

[Kitsune_Sakura64]

Oh well, at least my murderer is cute~ ^w^

You are. Your real friends isolate from you because they can't accept that your food talks.
And it throws itself away after a week.

 

[PersonSP]

Riiight you didn't wish for anything so that gives me a free wish!

I wish I coul unmelt chocolate back into its original shape

 

[Artisan]

Granted, but then the chocolate tastes like plastic.

I wish I had an Alienware laptop.

 

[Traidable]

I wish I had an Alienware laptop.

Grants, but it's infected with the WannaCry Virus.

I wish I had a life.

 

[Eric Cartman]

Granted but you die early

I wish splatoon 2 comes out in June instead of july.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, June 3089

I wish I had biological immortality.

 

[Alegria]

Granted, but your body will function less and less good, you'll suffer of heart attacks that do not kill you, rheumatism, kidney problems, ...


I wish I had a boy/girlfriend who would never break my heart.

 

[18]

Granted but you fall out of love with them and to your horror you're commited in a relationship you want out of because you owe them too much for having always been loyal to you.

I wish I was cared for.

 

[Alegria]

Granted but you fall out of love with them and to your horror you're commited in a relationship you want out of because you owe them too much for having always been loyal to you.

this... is... evil...

 

[Kitsune_Sakura64]

this... is... evil...

Sorry, that's not a valid wish. So I cast you into the Abyss of Evilness. Wish granted (or so my paperwork will soon say).

I wish people would quit posting foreign stuff in their signatures I can't understand (because I'm too lazy to use Google Translate. ).

 

[Alegria]

Sorry, that's not a valid wish. So I cast you into the Abyss of Evilness. Wish granted (or so my paperwork will soon say).

I wish people would quit posting foreign stuff in their signatures I can't understand (because I'm too lazy to use Google Translate. ).

I was just reacting to Spinnerweb granting my wish, the next one would have been Spinnerweb's wish: "I wish I was cared for."

is it forbidden to comment an answer?