Undertale RP!

  • Thread starter Pokechamp
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  • #101
What power? I have ABSOLUTELY no idea what you're talking about...
 
  • #102
Then why put an emphasis on ABSOLUTELY. You have caused the world to be what it is. You won't let it be natural now look what you have done. I enjoy seeing Sans not trying to kill you, I also love looking at all the other timelines to see your reprocutions happen.
 
  • #103
Thank God you all went on a vacation I can finally enjoy some peace and qui-

*realizes that they are all coming from a new year's party*

I hate you all. I don't even like New Year's. IT JUST REPEATS THE SAME CYCLE OF TRASH BY MEDIA and random shenanigans. Monsters don't even know what to do. And this resolution crap? Nah I'm gonna kill you all
 
  • #104
Sans, my empty eye sockets cannot take looking at your full mailbox! All your mail is frozen, too! What monster likes expanded water particles on their mail? Probably a snowdrake, NYEH HEHEH HEH!
 
  • #105
Sans, it's been almost 24 hours since I told you to get your mail, so I got it for you. I had to microwave the mail before I could open it, but it's all good. Your seasonal issue of the Boneless and the Beast came in 2 months ago. There's also few junior jumbles that I solved for you.
 
  • #106
Gah Papyrus stop being nice. It's disgusting and hideous. However, you're the only one that can decently cook since that stupid Queen isn't here. Guess I have to keep you alive...

Anyways, SANS MOVE YOUR DUMB ROCK
 
  • #107
Also, why do you even have a pet rock?! Rocks don't have feelings they suck! Now snails, snails are the life man. Hardly gotta feed them, they are great for throwing to cause pain, and their slime is wonderful
 
  • #108
I don't understand. Is it cool to not be nice? Seems like it would lower my standards a bit. OHH, THE THOUGHT MAKES MY BONES QUIVER! ! !
 
  • #109
Your only standard is if people can make spaghetti moron. How are you even classified as a boy if you have no organs or "body parts" that classify you as a boy. Like really you dumb skeleton. Just die. Lucky I can't reset before you were born

And being dull and depressing is the ultimate form of cool
 
  • #110
Making spaghetti IS a standard, loving crosswords IS a standard. They're standards that belong to me. And no one is as cool as me, not even a fake flower, NYEHEHEHE HEH!
 
  • #111
But what we're all fake. This whole world is just a GAME that some random idiot that decided to make it so that we all suffer. And I just love how RICH it is that I get to control EVERYTHING. And then you're saying I'm a fake flower? Well you're a fake skeleton! You have no vocal cords to produce sound, you suck at using magic, and I hope you burn so SLOWLY THAT YOUR BONES PEEL OFF AND YOU CAN UNDERSTAND TRUE PAIN!!!
 
  • #112
Isn't being sealed down here pain enough? Especially for my bones, they can't get this thing that I heard of called a tan. I don't know what it is, but I would love to have one! ! !
 
  • #113
Except we aren't even in the underground you moron. We got out a while ago ya dingus. You're dating that Robot, who confuses everyone about his sexuality, remember?
 
  • #114
I think your seed-sized brain is daydreaming. I've never dated Mettaton as far as I remember.
 
  • #115
I think your seed-sized brain is daydreaming. I've never dated Mettaton as far as I remember.
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Oh sure. But I know what you really do. I know how mettaton WANTS TO get "Show his Glamour" on you. If I were you I would kill him. I know for a fact that you two are gonna die and I'm gonna dance on your tombostone
 
  • #116
And honestly, I don't care what ANY OF YOU TRASH HEAPS THINK OF ME. ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT I GET TO MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER
 
  • #117
That reminds me. Where did everyone else go? Sans couldn't be selling telescopes at this hour. Nyeh, what will I ever do with my brother...
 
  • #118
They're all dead and left you so that they don't have to see your ugly mug. But I still have to listen to YOUR ANNOYING PEPPY VOICE
 
  • #119
My friends would never die to you, especially Undyne.

THAT'S PAPYSTERUS! All monsters see the beauty in my mug! ! ! Maybe Flowey doesn't qualify as a monster. I bet he's secretly a human...

...NYEHHHHHH
 
  • #120
Humans are disgusting creatures but monsters are all disgusting? And Undyne couldn't lose to me? Say that to the Undyne that lost to a little kid. Then again, we all did in one time line. But that's beside the point.

And want Mug! All I see is an old stack of bones that thinks he so cool that he always fails and everyone is only your friend to pity you
 
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