Corrupt A wish!

[ShadowLugia111]

Granted, but now everyone hates on you.

I wish I wouldn't feel lonely all the time.

 

[AWESOMEGAMER]

Granted now you have all the friends in the world

I wish I has all level of The Dark Magicians and all spell castors

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, you die of a heartattack in 3...2...1...

I wish all dreams I had as a 6 year old would've come true back then

 

[ErixSan]

Granted,

But you died on your 7th birthday.

 

[Dark Eevee]

Well since the last guy didn't put a wish I'll do it.

I wish Pokemon Sun and Moon was out already in Europe

 

[oshul]

Granted but your falsely banned because the Europe servers are not up yet and they thought you pirated it

I wish all trainers where dead so I could swim in there remains :3

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but once they are dead you feel the pain they felt for the rest of time and will never die.

I wish I was able to change to different animals and back to a human at will.

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but your life span shortens when you use it

I wish for a hug :3

 

[TerraKnight]

granted but the hug is given by a like-like (from tloz)

i wish to beat level 9 on the original nes zelda

 

[Leaandro15]

I wish time could go a little bit slower specially when I'm having fun.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted but you get stuck in a timeloop and after a while stuff gets boring. (Dormammu I have come to bargain!)

I wish I could teleport at will.

 

[Mizunil]

Granted, but when you use it you teleport somewhere random

I wish for 5 hugs :3

 

[Dark Eevee]

Granted, but it is from thiefs who steal everything from you.

I wish I knew what it feels like to get hit by a Rabbit Beam in real life.

 

[etrian_warrior]

Granted, but you can never recollect your life before getting hit to realise the difference.

I wish for 1 simple Play Coin.

 

[Mistral]

Granted, but it's a fake Play Coin so you can't use it.

I wish the 3DS had unlimited battery life.

 

[etrian_warrior]

Granted, but the power button on your 3DS no longer works and you can't turn your 3DS on to use it.

I wish I was a lot more courageous.

 

[PersonSP]

Granted, but you're completely blind to dangers now and you walk of a cliff

I wish everything I liked was free

 

[etrian_warrior]

Granted, however everything you like is no longer available in your region.

I wish I could stop global warming.

 

[PersonSP]

(...but I like water... )

Granted. You can stop global warming, right away, but it requires you to commit genocide.

I wish we didn't have to corrupt all wishes here

 

[Alterf]

Granted. but you have to kill everyone that get a wish, this including you, so in order of prevent a paradox the universe will negate your wish.
I wish for money.